I'm not a songwriter per se and my output is quite limited. I had once upon a time written a rap song called "The Bitch Is In Heat". Later, after being reminded by a friend that the term "back door man" had two connotations, I wrote some alternative lyrics to the aforementioned Willie Dixon song reflecting the 'second' meaning. Then one day at work, the line "put your mouth on my penis" (Put Your Head...) popped into my head. Not in slang but straight ahead clinical terms mostly. I then pursued the idea of doing an all 'dirty' album to get all this 'stuff' out of my system so that I could subsequently pursue other musical ideas. This did not come to pass so now there is this CD. In retrospect, I kind of regret including "Put Your Head..." but the CD was kind of short and I like it musically. So there.

 

All Along The Watchtower    I've always liked this song even though it's one of Dylan's more nonsensical efforts. I hope someday to come up with a  line like "barefoot servants". It works as a straight version so why did I junk it up? I ask my therapist but he only scribbles notes and won't reply.

Barnyard Animals   There are not enough songs written about bestiality. Fish Karma has a song called "Cow Of My Dreams" but that's all that I can think of off hand. A good ol' boy I once worked for told a story about this guy screwing a cow. The cow's tail started to go up and he exclaimed, "Hey, looky here. I'm getting a rise out of her". The rest of the anecdote is on the song.                             Bestiality images here.

                                                         (click thumbnail)                                                                        Meet farm gal Caroline

Condoms    Just a goofy thing that popped into my head one day.

Pinball Wizard    For 60's Rock, the Who rule. While this was one of the dumbest songs of the Tommy 'Opera', it was an inspiration to many thousands of air guitarists. For better al cappella efforts check out my favorite group, The Bobs.

Closer     I'll admit I don't 'get' this song and have made no effort to do so. When listening to 'alternative' radio, I've always found this Nine Inch Nails song  irritating. Heard some Nine Inch Nails stuff recently and it sounded rather interesting. It's too bad that Closer will perhaps forever define this band.

Your 16   A quick joke. You'll get tired of it but it's thankfully only 27 seconds long.

Cacofanatical      A bunch of silly vocal noise.

Lulu's Back In Town    Originally recorded for a wonderful Tahitian lady named Lulu.

Harmonica Monica    Went out and bought a harmonica in the key of E for this song. Unfortunately, the song is in the key of A. It worked for the song though. Recorded in room 245 at the Vagabond Inn at Hotel Circle, San Diego.

Put Your Head On My Shoulder    Paul Anka deserves this for having once released "Having My Baby".

Sixty Second Man     My answer to a blues classic.

Oops, I Did It Again    Unlike William Shatner who didn't realize how ridiculous he sounded, an actor named Sebastion Cabot did some wonderful readings of Dylan songs.

Bahama Holiday     Based on personal observation when I worked on New Providence for a few months.

Wipe Out    When this song came out, I didn't have a drum set so did it on the guitar. Still don't own a drum kit.

Boxorox     I probably had the idea for this song over 10 years ago. Finally got around to writing it.

Elevator People    How odd that western cities are so flat and spread out and yet they contain some multistory buildings. Drive 5, 10 or 20 miles and then have to travel by elevator.

Muff Dive Gal      Deliberately recorded when I had a sore throat, like Kim Carnes on "Betty Davis Eyes". I missed a fader when trying to master it at the end but it turned out to be a nice accident. While this is sure to annoy many humor-challenged lesbians, this is my favorite cut.

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